Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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