so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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