yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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