So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
