Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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