your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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