I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
