I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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