I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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