You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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