i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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