going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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