I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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