Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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