We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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