Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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