She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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