I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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