do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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