I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
