Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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