We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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