Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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