No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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