check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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