Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Alive.
So much puke
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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