Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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