it was like eating out sand paper
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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