This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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