Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
