Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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