Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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