TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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