Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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