you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
cat food counts as protein by the way
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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