Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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