Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
