I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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