the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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