Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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