i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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