That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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