I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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