Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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