He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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