Plan B is the new Plan A
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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