Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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