just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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