would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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