Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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